in an apartment want a wife was having sex. she asked that her husband wanted the invite to perform. but her husband was cool to watch a football match on tv, does not care about her husband's indifferent wife solicitation. wife said "honey, let's go back to the room. husband said." wait, again exclaimed, his game just started .... said the wife. "He let another dear husband wanted to ... say." mama wait longer exciting middle, then wait 30 minutes longer ... , with a very annoyed wife out of the apartment ... after the football game broadcast on TV is complete, the husband looking for his wife looking. then he knew his wife was in the apartment next to that occupied by a young man. very angry with her ​​husband broke down the door of her neighbor and saw his wife was having sex with the boy. the husband said. "hey mama what to do with him?! quickly come home!!! wife said." responsibility. more fun ...! wait 30 minutes longer ..., husband. "......????!!!!

One day a wife to her husband complained about his illness. she said. "pa, often dizzy and my head pounding against my chest pounding, too often nausea. husband replied." Then we'll to the doctor wrote it? ". then they go to a specialist in internal medicine. husband waited outside while the doctor examined his wife . was not long before the wife came out of the examination room. anxiously husband asked his wife. ill what ma? what the doctor said? responsible wife.'' according to the doctor I had no sickness nothing, just a little stress alone. she suggests us to holiday first, as to Germany, Indonesia, Australia, can be relaxed so that, papa! should go where ya daddy? husband paused and then he said, "we should go to a doctor else.

sleep with a beautiful woman: proud as hell. sleeping with ladies of the night: expensive as hell. sleeping with ugly women: stress half dead. sleeping with a woman hyper: tired as hell. sleep with a boyfriend: lust half dead. sleeping with the wife: better play dead. sleeping with another man's wife: lust not dead-dead (sure). sleep with a soldier's wife: it is definitely dead

I went home in a hurry to meet my girlfriend lisa long I remained disenfranchised because it works . she sms , it asked me to come home quickly , there is a sudden affairs , I direct my boyfriend 's house and after I got there, met the mother of my boyfriend . The mother wept bitterly , I was surprised and asked . '' why mothers cry . I came about to ask where lisa ? mother was still crying , I'm more curious . and asked again: " Where are lisa bu ? with rasah sad that in , the mother replied :" he's already world died two weeks ago , why did you just go home now ? I replied . " me home because two days ago lisa text me asking me to go home, there was a sudden affair , I'm more curious how come she sms two days ago while he already has died of two weeks ago . , his mother said : " it does when he has died of , he asked for the last request . '' What is it mom? I asked curiously . " he asked for his handphon stored in his coffin , I got curious and decided to meet each pack cleric , after recounting all the events , pack cleric understand and ask . " lisa is what handphon card use ? her mother replied . " he uses tri card . responsibility pack cleric . " oooh deserve , weve handphon card to try a strong signal to the afterlife .

The graveyard near my house again excited, everyone knows because there is often heard strange noises, in case there quiet, people in fear. which strangely at night often sound like a loud shouts for help. ustad father finally comes and to prove his own, finally decided to pack cleric multiplying the grave. and after it opened and examined poorer in the coffin was found a radio. eventually people just remembered that when he was before death, he asked for the last request. that is stored in the coffin radio, so why not lonely

an old man walking on the side of the road, again happy to win soccer betting. cars trucks suddenly coming at high speed and hit a grandfather right. duuuuuuar. The car bounced over the edge. front tire bounced off somewhere. sounds hard. Her panicked driver come out with facial injuries and seek the grandfather, he confused where grandparents were. grandfather came shortly afterwards with a car tire and the driver said: "IF IT WAS APPROXIMATELY KIDDING, GRANDPA CAN NOT SURPRISED., and then go. chauffeur was getting more confused and shaking his fist. should grandfather was dead, even in say kidding.

"May I have a piece of your cigarettes?" said pomo to jono. I thought you had stopped smoking. right you already know that smoking is harmful to the body! "said jono.'' I'm really in the process of quitting smoking., and now I'm in the first stage. asked jono." what's the first step? responsible pomo. "stop buying cigarettes!"

There once was a baby triplets who were talking about the ideals of each while still in the womb: First baby: the ideals you want to be? The second baby answered: I want to be an architect. I continue to make each room for the three of us, because here very narrow. The third baby replied: "I want to be an agent if electricity alone, then I rigged the lights here, because it's dark. infants second and third (ask to baby one): you kept yourself so what? baby one answer if I want to be a researcher , I want to examine who we are spraying every night .... that cheeky one bald guy!!

two small children, Joni and ani in a park. they start an argument about which one is better, men or women. after long arguing, jon stood up and opened his pants. said, "men are better than women because it's got this one. ani see joni with enthusiasm, because he realized he did not have that one. she then cried and ran home to meet his mother. ani out a moment later with a big smile. and said: "my mom says women are better than men." joni denied and opened his pants, "but you do not have this one". ani only see joni, then lifted her skirt and said, "my mother told me as long as I have this one ... I can get like that as I please! "

fart benefits include: relaxing the body, enliven the atmosphere, embarrass yourself, scapegoat others, playing music, can be a deadly weapon, to show off, to attract the attention of others, as the scent of the body and clear the atmosphere {people will run away when smelling farts }

devil:'' O god servant requested early retirement alone. God replied: "Why do you ask retired in case you are asked to tempt humans?" devil replied: "O servant of God for mercy. knock on wood now human behavior has exceeded the devil. servant of servants who actually worry that tempted by man. servants ask why early retirement course, delicious man .... he's fornicating, which blamed the servant . of human corruption, he is enjoying, he said in a slave teased. loss servant

a family eventually moved to a larger home. some time later one of his children to meet with his old home of the former. "how your new home? bad? asked the friend." of course now we had a room on their own. I had the room, my sister had my own room, and my brother had his own room, just sorry mama ... and her friend asked again: "Oh, why did your mama?'' I replied irritably:" despite many many rooms, but mama still rooming with papa. "replied the boy